this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…
i should have done that to my suitemates
the cat tho
i think i just now adopted the headcanon that rose doesnt shave her armpits
she shaves her legs
but not her armpits
i
dk
bro
when she comes down for breakfast every morning she slooooowly stretches her arms up and every morning without fail roxy just stares in annoyed revulsion whilst the eggs burn and vows on her glass of morning gin to buy yet another, more expensive method of hair removal for her
one day she comes home dragging a really confused laser hair removal technician behind her from whatever distant salon she’s bribed them into leaving
rose says sure, go ahead and lifts her arms up but shes drawn two little wizard faces just above her armpits so it looks like the hair is their beards and roxy starts crying with this weirdest mixture of freaked out pride and terrible terrible horror
rose just smiles and asks if she’d like to stroke them and roxy sends her to her room and collapses on the couch with a bottle of brandy
rose considers this a flawless victory
yeah headcanon adopted
you are so great
Holy cow
I had a realization here.
Butterflies
being abandoned by my friends.
ceiling fans
the dark when i’m alone.
pregnant people
slugs
the oven…
carpet
Uh, aliens.
Sharks
Moths.
making people angry enough or disappointed enough to leave me
Grunts
public bathrooms especially the ones that are just one whole restroom instead of many stalls with people
- veins
- monkeys
- food that eats people
dishwater
insect buzzing
having my senses hindered
i watched lilo and stitch the other day and i couldn’t get this scene out of my head ヽ(‘ー`)ノ
HELRLRWELFDS THE SCREECHING AT THE END
